06 - TV Programmes

Programs I hate the most - in no particular order:

The X factor
Dragons Den
Celebrity reality shows


X Factor

Just over 50 years ago Elvis laid down "Heartbreak Hotel" and thus Rock and Roll was born. Though the sixties and seventies music progressed via the Beatles, Stones, Beach Boys, Dylan, Pink Floyd, the Pistols and a whole plethora of individuals and bands who advanced the art of music further and further, always pushing the envelope.

We have now shifted into reverse gear with 5 minute wannabees, exploited by Cowell and Co. Music has become bland, bland, bland...

People uum and aah when there is friction between the judges. Well I'll let you into a secret - its all scripted!!!

...and as for the families gushing behind the scenes - well welcome to pikey heaven..

X-Factor academy also known as Macdonalds.


Dragons Den

These guys want it handed to them on a plate. Must be trading, must be patented, must have a good track record. Why don't the contestants tell the smug bastards to stick their money up their ars*.

Celebrity Reality Shows

If I see another contestant break down and cry because "I can't take anymore" I am going to pick my TV up march to Celeb Island, North Pole or wherever they have been plonked and ram it straight where the sun don't shine. Robson Green - this means you!!!!

Channel 4

Now, heres a thing C4, tell you what why don't you place your TV programs on youtube recomended for me and then tell me I can't view it in my country!!!!! Twats...